Jeremy @[email protected]

Mastodon is fun because it reminds me so much of IRC of old. Where an instance participates in a large network where users connect from various places.

❤️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/CDgQiqilakn/

This is probably the first time UPS has lost my package. Scheduled July 30th... ??????

It still tickles me that I use my iPhone’s slow mo video mode to look for UI glitches

I think my peak performance is 3 patches in a day

WTF. This is amazing. https://youtu.be/tzULVVDvJ9A

Wanna stuff my face full of ice cream sandwiches

So tempted to take another month off in NZ

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There is no Josh Goodhue, it’s just Jack Goodhue moving to and fro so quickly that it seems like it’s 2 people... just like the Olsen twins. #BLUvCHI

Hurricanes seem to play better in their away kit for some reason

RPI fan was eating more than its fair share of voltage. Explains why it was slow.

First rule of smoke generades... make sure you know the direction the wind (artificial or not) is blowing at.

Is it normal that most of the friends I know back home are either financial planners (insurance agents) and/or motivational speakers/seminar speakers?

Wtf @comcastcares

I don’t know how I feel about using a log statement in a completion closure to print self as a method of retaining self until said completion closure completes.

RT @webkit
The Apple WebKit team is hiring a Web Tools Developer to work on Web Inspector, Safari Web Driver, and more. https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200152073/web-tools-developer?team=SFTWR

Beard is at at cheeky tickle-my-face-under-mask stage

Seriously, managers if you can’t respect your directs’ time when it comes to meeting, you are failing at your job.

Its back! https://youtu.be/IcWTPFnqOLo

Watching @masterchefau and wondering why has no commercial attempt been made for Korean Fried Chicken Hot Pockets?